This was our Ward BBQ last month. I was totally going to win the pie eating contest... but not quite. I know, its gross. And this is Zak doing the watermelon eating contest, with Megan trying not to barf.
Me: I finished the ice cream today, so we need more. Zak: You did? How much was left? Me: I don't know... a bowl. Zak: Wow. You're a little piggy! Me: What did you just call me? Zak: Well I could have called you pig. Piggy is affectionate.